Couldn’t He Have Just Stuffed Himself and All His Friends Into A VW?

I’m not making this up.
In a bizarre publicity stunt, a Chinese doctor has pierced his head and torso with 2,008 pins in a patriotic fervor leading up to the Olympic Games in Beijing, The Daily Telegraph reported Wednesday.
Hey, wait: maybe I should try that to promote my next book?

Or not.

Yeah. Maybe not.

Fox News has the story here.


Clea Simon said…
In true patriotic fervor, he should have stuck pins in 2, 008 Tibetan monks.

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