Welcome to Apple Dai

Even without a great Apple spoof by Darren Barefoot to back it up, this single line would be memorable:

"Council of Cupertino Advocates Self Flagellation for Switcher’s Guilt."

The rest of it is just as great including the MacCrytpex (tm) by John Riviello.

http://www.icryptex.com/

Thanks very much to the Mysterious Traveler for showing us the way.