Portable Butt, What....?

This would be funny even if Gizmodo wasn’t the one doing the reporting. But they are:

That’s where Japanese toilet butt-spray champ Toto steps in with its Travel Washlet, a porto-ass sprayer that cleans you right up without the need for wiping.

The Gizmodo piece is here. Wikipedia tells us all about Toto and their amazing Washlets here.

(OK, back to more serious thinking now. See: this is what I mean when I say books don’t write themselves.)