Couldn’t He Have Just Stuffed Himself and All His Friends Into A VW?

I’m not making this up.

In a bizarre publicity stunt, a Chinese doctor has pierced his head and torso with 2,008 pins in a patriotic fervor leading up to the Olympic Games in Beijing, The Daily Telegraph reported Wednesday.

Hey, wait: maybe I should try that to promote my next book?

Or not.

Yeah. Maybe not.

Fox News has the story here.