Well it’s getting to be the season, right? So let’s find this year’s pumpkin story. Here we go.
The last couple of years, it seems like everyone keeps talking about the death of the book. What no one warned us about, though: how a book might turn into a pumpkin.
Seriously, though: there’s a part of me that is appalled at this desecration. And another part can’t help but admire the innovation.
Long story short, someone else might want to use this information to turn some of their unwanted books into pumpkins, but you’d best leave my books the hell alone.