Once More: With Feeling
Want a publishing contract? You could sit down for a year or three and write the great modern novel, then wring your hands in anguish while you stand in line for an agent and then a publisher. Really, though, all of that is quite a lot of work. Far easier to take the post-modern route: become an astronaut, strap on a diaper and take to the road. Galleycat has the details: I just can’t bring myself to repeat them.
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Baseball bat: $10 at used sporting goods store
Box of Depends: $25
Bottle of No Doze: $4
Google directions to former publisher's house in Baltimore: Free
Selling the book and movie rights to how you killed him because Son of Sam laws have been overturned in the name of Big Media: Priceless
Not that I'd do that, mind you. I'm just sayin'...