I did not make this up and I’m not sure I’d ever try it, but I could also not resist sharing it with you. And once you’ve seen it, you don’t really need instructions, do you? Clearly, there is frisket involved. And heat. But it you do want instructions, they’re here.
Maybe we’ll get back to our usual decorous tone -- existentialism and stuff -- tomorrow. Yes, yes?
Meanwhile, tomorrow is also Black Friday (nothing at all to do with John Carpenter. Or Elm Street. Or my Canadian penchant for zombie movies) so go and buy a book.